A burglar broke into a house one night.

He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables to take.

He picked up a CD player to place in his sack, when a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying

"Tinker Bell is watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and froze.

When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head clicked the light back on

and began searching for more valuables.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires,

clear as a bell he heard,

"Tinker Bell is watching you."

Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who are you?"

"Peter Pan," replied the bird.

"Peter Pan" the burglar laughed. "What kind of stupid people would name a parrot Peter Pan?"

The bird answered, "Probably the same kind of people that would name

the Rotweiller Tinker Bell."

 911 Emergency